I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire. That's already messed up, right? But then he yells "Hot Wheels!", like the toy cars. That's dark humor, see? You are probably the type of guy that still wears a helmet when you eat cereal. Based.