Crime jokes
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Memes
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!