Crime jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Rape victims suck, literally.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."