Crime jokes
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I am the danger.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.