Crime jokes
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Rape is a touchy subject.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.