What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
I'm a rapist.
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
True fact: School shooters arenât dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasnât the one. The second said he doesnât know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Masterâs office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- âIf no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!â Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasnât them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- âMr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?â The teacher fainted.
Why canât orphans be criminals?
Because theyâre unwanted.đ¤Łđ˘
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Itâs the only time theyâre ever wanted
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
