Why did the orphan rob the bank Because he wanted to be wanted
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i'm not registered yet
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
