What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.