I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
