Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, the judge asks this dude if he's got a criminal record, and the dude says "no." Then the judge asks if he's always been honest, and the dude's like, "Nah, I just never got caught!" Get it? He's admitting to being a sneaky criminal who's good at not getting caught. You probably wouldn't get it because you fall down the stairs!