Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Criminal Record
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, the judge asks this dude if he's got a criminal record, and the dude says "no." Then the judge asks if he's always been honest, and the dude's like, "Nah, I just never got caught!" Get it? He's admitting to being a sneaky criminal who's good at not getting caught. You probably wouldn't get it because you fall down the stairs!
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