Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline 😈
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
i killed a man in 94
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
