Crime jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.