Crime

Crime jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

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  • Body

  • Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

    I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

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  • Murder

  • If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

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  • Police Officer

  • I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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  • Drug Cartel

  • Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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