A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
