Crime

Crime jokes

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!