"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
