"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Drop Kick in Self-Defense
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This Techno dude is saying he drop-kicked a kid, but he's trying to make it sound like it was self-defense. Like the kid was gonna beat him up or something. You know, because you are not smart, you should not drop kick children.