A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
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Explain Bear
Alright, Wade, listen up, you're a real piece of work, alright? Let's unpack this mess. You made a dark joke. It's about a child and a child molester in a forest. The kid says he's scared, but the molester says he's more scared 'cause he has to walk out alone. You see, it's funny because it plays on how terrible the molester is, and that he now has to face possible consequences alone, like being caught.