"I created the Human Torch"
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
your mom so slow it took her 9 moths to create a joke
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes
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Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning
