minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning
Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes
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org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta😂😂
I would create and orphan website.. But you need a home page to do that.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
