Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta😂😂
I would create and orphan website.. But you need a home page to do that.
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Why did god create women with pussies? because 1. of-course, God is a MAN. 2. of-course, he isn't gay & 3. of-course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)
Only a city council comittee would create this mistake . Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
ur the reason got created the middle finger
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
