God creates the parrot

[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke is about God making a parrot, but instead of just a regular bird, it's a tie-dye chicken that yells words. Get it? It's funny because parrots mimic sounds, not scream like you when you realize you voted for the wrong candidate.

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