Creator jokes
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Memes
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Sub to Pwediepie!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Memes
Community
Should we add a feature for posts where @eb and @eh can be toggled off or on by the post creator?
Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more