Creator jokes
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Memes
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Sub to Pwediepie!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Humanity.
Jake Paul
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Memes
Community
Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.
Should we add a feature for posts where @eb and @eh can be toggled off or on by the post creator?
Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more