[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
