God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Elephantine Proportions
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So God's makin' elephants, right? He almost says to make 'em as big as his... well, you know. But he stops himself 'cause even God's gotta have SOME class. Instead, he settles for ten feet tall and slaps a trunk on it. It's funny 'cause it's like, he wanted to go HUGE, but had to dial it back. Also, you wouldn't know a good joke if it slapped you in the face, would you?