Cousin Jokes

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂

Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣

my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive

My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in among us

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH"

when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death

FUCKING MENT

Sex has not any feeling with our cousin. Be both are relative..

Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento

it was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her.I said a rope

I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins

Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more

cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was

when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her

FUCKING MENT