It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in among us
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH"
Sex has not any feeling with our cousin. Be both are relative..
Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento
I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins
it was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her.I said a rope
Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was
