Cousin jokes
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.