Cousin jokes
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What鈥檚 the hamburgler鈥檚 retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 馃憣馃槀
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it鈥檚 ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would [be] something longer, right?
Nope, something way longer:
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guys is it strange if I am attracted to my cousin like I want to plow that ass
No fucking way. One of my family friend's daughter's boyfriend's cousin got killed during a gang shooting last week. He was 16. 2 other teenagers were also killed. 15 wounded.
I'm literally not joking. The gangs have to go.
Hi I鈥檓 Kayla鈥檚 cousin nice to meet you all