Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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  • Orphan

    If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

    Mom

    Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

    Palm Sunday.

    Father's Day

    Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

    Feminists: Correct.

    Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

    Orphan

    There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

    Day

    Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

    Orphan

    Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

    Orphan

    Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

    Orphan

    Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

    Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

    Orphan

    If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan wish they could do?

    Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

    Mom

    What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

    Crab

    What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

    They shellabrated their mommy.

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.