Mother's Day jokes
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...