Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."