Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on mother's day....
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
