Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
