Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Mother's Day Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
so true
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
