Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousins make dozens
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
I named my cousins parrot Michell and then I started to call Mikey Mikey right I’m starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say Mikey Mikey and he says mekiy meiky 😆
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
who likes penis? My cousin!
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
