Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you slept with my cousin but I did too.
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Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
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Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
