Cousin jokes
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.