Lineage jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.