Lineage

Lineage jokes

Mom

Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.

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  • Inbreeding

    Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    An apple can trace back its family tree.

    Inbreeding

    Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Lesbian

    Daughter: Dad.

    Dad: Yes honey?

    Daughter: I'm lesbian.

    Dad: Ok.

    Daughter 2: Dad.

    Dad: Yes?

    Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

    Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

    Son: I do...

    Adoption

    Father: "Son, you were adopted."

    Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

    Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."