Lineage jokes

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?

A feline.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A.) A family stump.

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.