Lineage jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Community talk
GENESIS 11 The Tower of Babel 1Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name … Read more