Lineage jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."