Genealogy jokes

What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?

One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

POV: Her name is Alli.

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

I had a dad.

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A: A stump.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”