Genealogy jokes
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.