when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
My grandpa and your hairline go way back
