Genealogy

Genealogy Jokes

Family Tree

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

Son

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Difference

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.