Genealogy jokes
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?