when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
My grandpa and your hairline go way back
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com