when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
POV: Her name is Alli.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
