Country jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
China. There. :)
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!