Country jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Memes
america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.