A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember youโre French.
Texas ๐๐๐๐
Whatโs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donโt know, flags big plus.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why donโt Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! ๐๐๐
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
