Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
The Americans.
Ukraine.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
The w in Africa stands for wealth
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
Germany is The best🥳🥳
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
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I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Make America Great Britain again!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
