Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
The school shotter when the cops show up be like:
Aint nothing gunna break my stride, aint nothing gunna hold me down. Oh oh. Ive got to keep on moving.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
why do kids want to become cops ? they want to find the guy to touched them
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
Why can’t you yell at a kid Because the cops are after you
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trump can get ban the cops can tack him to jral and trunp go go go go bye bye for good trump is meing
What kind of people love donuts in the morning cops because they don't have Nothing else to do
