The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a dude who is not so bright and thinks the Indian dude is confessing to the crime. He thinks the Indian man is saying he used a "register" as a weapon and that his ID is "59887". And when the cop asks if he has anything on him like forks and knives, the injured man thinks the Indian man is saying "Me me me." It is funny because the dude is too dumb to understand what's going on. You are probably like him, that's why you don't get it.