Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
Controversy Jokes
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Jake Paul
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Trump, must I say more?
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
