Controversy jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Jake Paul is some ass.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...