Controversy jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.