Controversy jokes

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Jake Paul

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?

A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

Trump, must I say more?

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.