Controversy jokes
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Jake Paul is some ass.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Jake Paul