Controversy jokes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
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