Jake Paul
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Trump, must I say more?
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.