The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
