What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Controversy Jokes
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
