Controversy jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.