Controversy

Controversy jokes

9/11

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

Michael Jackson

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Michael Jackson

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

Michael Jackson

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!