Controversy jokes
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?
One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.