Controversy

Controversy jokes

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

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What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

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What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

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What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

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Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

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What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

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What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?

One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.

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Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

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What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.