Controversy jokes
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.