What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
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When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?