Controversy jokes
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.