The 15+ Best Debate Jokes

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯

gun control....

is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger

An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."

I was going to join the debating team

...but someone talked me out of it.

if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet

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Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?

🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!

President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics