Unusual Bar Customer

The joke relies on the shock value of listing three very different and controversial figures, then ending the setup with a singular pronoun, implying they are one person, which is unexpected and disturbing. It sets up an awkward and uncomfortable situation.

• Bar
• Priest
• Pedophile
• Rapist
• Bartender
• Drink

• A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
• A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
• A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
• Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"