Controversy jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Jake Paul
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Trump, must I say more?
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.