Construction jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
That dam looks damn cool!
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.