Construction

Construction jokes

Ladder

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Fight

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?

A: Because they were fencing.

Memes

Man

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

Hoe

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.

Father

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

Burrito

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Pole

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

Hammer

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.

But I also think I screwed it up.

Incest

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."