I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? bricks get laid
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
