What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
Why is it called a building if its already built?
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? bricks get laid
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
