Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo Mama's Age
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This is a classic 'yo mama' joke where the humor comes from an absurd exaggeration about how old someone's mother is. The image of using a person's crotch as sandpaper is also vulgar and unexpected, adding to the shock value.
Anonymous its the worst joke ever
Worst joke ever
imhorny
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
comeoncomeonnowbaby
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
putitindeeper
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
letmesuckthatdickrightnow
Yo mama so old that she a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
thedickconnectedtomywalls
Yo mama so old that her last name was Osaurus.
spiderman
Yo mama so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
mysalivadontdryupevenbyafan
Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
yougotmecaughtupinmywebyoumyspiderman
Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.
suckramennoodlesoffthatdick
Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.
thatsmyvitamin
Yo mama so old she doesn’t have a camel toe she has a chicken gizzard.
takingyouinprivateprivateprivate
Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.
Sitonyourprivateprivateprivate
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
irideitwhileyoudriveitdriveitdriveit
Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after her age.
letyouswiminmyislandislandisland
Yo mama so old she farts dust.
prettyfeetandtheydontsmelllikefritos
Yo mama so old she tried to make a TikTok and ended up breaking her hip in the process.
fuckmetillmypussyredderthanhotcheetos
Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.