Construction jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"