Construction jokes
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Memes
Brick 100
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"