What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
