Construction jokes
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.