What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
what do you call an orphan at a construction site?
child labor
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shin-gles!
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
