Construction

Construction jokes

Baby

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Memes

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Fence

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Brick

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

Teacher

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Job

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Nut

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"