Construction

Construction jokes

Baby

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Memes

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Fence

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Brick

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

Teacher

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Job

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Lesbian

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.