Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.