Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
