Construction jokes
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?