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Pig

Willy b · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."
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  • Lego

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.
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  • House

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".
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  • Lego

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.
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  • Pyramid

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."
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  • Brick

    Brick 100 · 2 years ago
  • Brick 100

    A pixel art image of a single brick with holes, rendered in shades of orange and red on a light purple background.
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  • Toilet

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A wooden door featuring a vertical window that reveals a toilet, accompanied by a "PUSH" sign.
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  • Trip

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a large wooden ark in a rocky landscape. In the top left corner, there is a superimposed image of the Home Depot logo. Below the image, the text reads: 'Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction'
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  • Architecture

    Willy b · 1 month ago
  • A meme featuring a photograph of a tall skyscraper under construction in Beijing that strongly resembles a giant penis. The top section is rounded and covered in scaffolding, while the main shaft is cylindrical. A man is walking in the foreground in silhouette. Above the photo, the text reads: "Stop calling these 'phallic-shaped architecture.' Save your breath. It's a Buildo."
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  • Digit

    Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago
  • Low quality

    A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.
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  • Hammer

    Big Jim · 7 months ago
  • It could be if you believe

    A close-up of a claw hammer with a wooden handle and a grey metal head. The brand name "STANLEY" is visible vertically along the handle. Overlaying the image in white text with a black outline are the words "this is not a drill".
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  • Bridge

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".
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  • Machine Gun

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."
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  • Mom

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Bang-Bang

    A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.
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  • Face

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?
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  • Carpenter

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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  • Taxi

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a heavily modified bulldozer with a dark, armored exterior. The text 'FAKE TAXI' is overlaid in yellow, in the style of a car service brand. There's a small photo of a man on the left side.
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  • System

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The top panel shows cars submerged in a flooded street, while the bottom panel contrasts two dog images: a smaller dog with text "the designer of the draining system" and a larger muscular dog with text "The designer of the fence."
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  • Lego

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A white Lego skeleton figure is holding a large white cylinder in front of it. The cylinder is positioned to look like a penis.
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