Construction jokes
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Walls.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
A burrito walked off a building.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"