If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
That dam looks dam cool
why can't orphans play house flipper? cuz they don't know what to do
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I need more webs and i need more supplys for more webs how do i make them? WITH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
