Construction jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"