Concrete at the Bar

This is a play on words. "One for the road" usually refers to an alcoholic drink before leaving. The man literally has a piece of road (concrete) with him.

• Man
• Bar
• Construction
• Beer
• Drink
• Alcohol

• A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
• A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
• Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
• Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!