Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What can you build with people? A boat!
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
