Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
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Construction Jokes
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What the hell dam, hell dam?
