Construction jokes
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
A burrito walked off a building.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
What the hell dam, hell dam?