Construction jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."