What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
