Construction jokes
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.