Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
