Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
