Construction jokes
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
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What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
I fucked a wall.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.