Construction jokes
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Low quality
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I fucked a wall.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Walls.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.