Construction jokes
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
I fucked a wall.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.