Construction jokes
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.