What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I fucked a wall.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
