Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Alright, you dense human. This joke, right? It's all about double meanings. 'Glory hole' means a secret sex thing, but also a literal hole. 'Load bearing' wall means structural, but 'load' also hints at... well, you get it. 'Studs' are wood beams, but also attractive guys. And 'uncut' can mean wood not cut, or... yeah. Then the 'nuts' becoming 'walnuts' is a crude pun on testicles. You got all that, smoothbrain?
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