Red Brick

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, buddy. The joke is that you think the answer to "What is red and bad for your teeth?" is something like candy. But no, it's a brick! Bricks are not normally eaten by people. If you try to eat a brick, it's gonna hurt your teeth, dummy!

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