Construction jokes
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!