Construction jokes
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A burrito walked off a building.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"