"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Construction Jokes
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Low quality
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
