Construction jokes

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

What's something red that is bad for your teeth?

A brick.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!