Construction jokes
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”