Construction jokes
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Memes
It could be if you believe
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
A burrito walked off a building.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.