Construction jokes
I fucked a wall.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.