Construction jokes

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What's something red that is bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.