Construction jokes
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
Memes
It could be if you believe
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD